Women are from Mthatha

Many many moons ago, Frank had a dream, a vision. The fallen ancestral soldiers sent him a message, izinja zeGame, frank woke up and wrote it down:

“…The way to a woman’s heart is through your wallet…”

~Frank Dane

In my short life on Earth, I can confirm that this is truer than true, but, a big BUT, the older generation, iGrootman decoded it all wrong.

I have watched iiBhudas splash money on ladies and expect compulsory sexual consent in return. I have heard men brag how their girlfriends have R5 000 monthly allowances. When asked what they do after that? The responds is “that’s it”.

Allow me to amend Mr Frank’s quote:

“…The way to a woman’s heart is a journey, a long ass journey. Money is the ticket that allows you on the bus. Now this bus doesn’t have a destination, it just makes stop all over the country…”

~Mzukhology

So jah, that’s it. Money is the ticket, now here is the journey:

Greet her politely, with love and passion, if you don’t stay with her, a morning text will do. – Airtime/Money

Call her out of the blue during the day just to check how she is (Skype, Facetime, etc) – Data/Money

Some days just show up with lunch or take her out to a nearby place – Money

Dinner dates (Out) – Money

Dinner dates (Indoors), sometimes just come home with a bottle of wine and a shit load of junk food and a few movies – Money

Sometimes, y’all can dress up and paint the town red. – Money

Buy a gift 'surprise' now and then. - Money

Don’t forget to plan for ‘Bae-cation’ - Money

The list is long and of cause as the man you will be paying for all of these. But this will excuse Feminists and the w@#$%s that want to contribute or cash money, but they are minority, don’t worry that much about them. Black Swans.

LOL, Nah am just kidding with y’all, I am a guy, what do I know.

#Mzukhology