Mzukhology

Every single year on the 31 st of December I will attend my funeral until the day I die… Ok, let me elaborate a lil bit on that and give a bit of insight: Hey I know the people are a bit sceptical about the topic because of teachings of our different African cultures, but hey. Let’s play dumb for a few minute and think outside the box. I don’t know why scientist have been trying to build a time machine while it has always been there, yes, your own imagination, the ultimate time machine. With that in mind, let’s time travel. In 60 seconds I want you to close your eyes for a minute or two, I want you to imagine your own funeral. Yes the day we all dread, I want you to travel there. When you get there, I want you to look around, who is there, what are they wearing, what was for lunch, what are they saying about you. Are they crying sincerely or are they just grieving for ‘compliance’. Are they celebrating your life, or they are mourning because they feel you haven’t liv...

Yaz today I have been doing a lot of thinking, nje just out of the blue, maybe I am preparing for my “Blue Monday”, then as I was looking out of my window I saw these group of kids going to Church, which is a good thing because the kids will be grounded and have the basic principles on how to be a human being. I heard somewhere that the Bible stands for Basic Instructions Before Living Earth . But then at the same time I realised that people drag the names of their respective churches through the mud in many ways, but the most common that I have is trying to balance a Christianity lifestyle with Earthly lifestyle, that right there is negative points for a church and the religion its self because it makes the none believers go “I saw so and so at the club last night, look at them, they are the same as us, even though they are walking around as if they are better than us”. Unfortunately one rotten potato spoils the whole bag. So how does the church deal with these individ...