Mzukhology

I write this post 📨 to you an inspired man, filled with hope that this will also find that inspiration within in you, liberate it and let it shine... Early this year I wrote about using whatever technological device (laptop/cell phone/TV) to its optimal capacity and to improve yourself. I gave a few examples how that could be implemented, but then I seemed like the “do as I say” guy as I did not give a personal example. Well, here is an example from my life. I love movies, I watch them all the time and I watch all kinds. One would never expect that you can extract rich life lessons from them, but you can, you just have to listen. When I work up on Saturday morning I brushed my teeth and made a huge ass mug of tea. I had no agenda for the day so I decided to watch a movie, I randomly chose "Coach Carter", and I surprisingly enjoyed movie, as if I was not repeating it. I was so inspired by the movie that I decided to watch it again, the second time I was watc...

Everyone knows what this word means because it’s part of our daily lives, but what does it mean to me??? Same thing… One thing I can tell you is that I have been constipated for a long time now. Please do not imagine a pile of shit sitting in my gut, no, I am constipated mentally and emotionally. Have you ever had a constipated heart? It’s really heavy, trust me. You walk around with this extra weight, you don’t get a break from it, everywhere you at, it’s there. You go to the shops, this guy comes up and start telling you about how late he is, so can he cut in line?? Your will nod your hear head signaling “yes” while your heart is scream “No $%&#@, get in line like the rest of us”… Imagine all the things you have wanted to say to all the taxi driver you have crossed paths with, all the things you wanted to say to your parents when you were still young, thaaaaat crush you always wanted to confess to, and many more. Now why do we do that to ourselves??? Is it low confid...

Some say that it is the worst function ever invented, I never had a problem with it until two months ago when I joined the illuminati “The enlightened ones”. Chill I didn’t sell my soul to the devil, my eyes were just opened to things I wasn’t aware of, the fog is gone a lil bit, I can see a bit clearly now. I mean who in their normal lives hates the snooze button, let’s be honest here, to an ignorant eye that is the greatest invention ever. Snooze is the ‘happy button’, it is to school children and the work force what the G-Spot is to females. On that cold winter morning when the ‘bloody alarm’ goes off, you don’t even wake, you would just take out your hand and navigate your way to “snooze”, and when you find that button the pleasure just goes down your spine as you retract your hand to enjoy more sleep. The bigger they are the better, I have those big side table alarm clocks, so you can imagine how good it is to hit that. The irony is that we set the alarm just before we ...

Every single year on the 31 st of December I will attend my funeral until the day I die… Ok, let me elaborate a lil bit on that and give a bit of insight: Hey I know the people are a bit sceptical about the topic because of teachings of our different African cultures, but hey. Let’s play dumb for a few minute and think outside the box. I don’t know why scientist have been trying to build a time machine while it has always been there, yes, your own imagination, the ultimate time machine. With that in mind, let’s time travel. In 60 seconds I want you to close your eyes for a minute or two, I want you to imagine your own funeral. Yes the day we all dread, I want you to travel there. When you get there, I want you to look around, who is there, what are they wearing, what was for lunch, what are they saying about you. Are they crying sincerely or are they just grieving for ‘compliance’. Are they celebrating your life, or they are mourning because they feel you haven’t liv...

Some think the world would be a better place, but would it really be? If money didn't exist I probably would wake up in the morning with the sun rise, when the first roaster cries, for the first time, not three times, I ain't no Jesus, I’d probably be the one to tell it to shut the f*ck up. I would wake up, eat and hit the fields. I would be going to look after livestock, sheep, goat, cow, hyenas, and lions, if you can name it, I would have been looking after it. Or maybe to work the fields, plough, remove the weeds and harvest the ripe produce. Kill a few snakes now and then and sleep with sun set. Now I wake up before the sun, I even set an alarm to wake me up to show how un-natural what am doing is. I wake up at this time NOT because I want to, because apparently I have to. Yes, no one wants to wake up before the sun, that’s why in the first 3 seconds when you wake up you go “F*ck, its morning already”. And the saddest part is that I di...