Mzukhology

Many many years ago, in a land far far away, the first man ever to say “holy shit” lived happily with his wife in the Garden of Eden. Life was perfect in Eden, free food, free strip shows, you name it. Until one day a serpent stirred shit and threw it straight towards a spinning fan, you can imagine the results. Long story short, a very beautiful garden was ruined. Then, yesterday, in a land nearby, I met a man whose name shall not be uttered, not because of a confidentiality clause, but because I myself do not know his name. The man was carrying around with him a very heavy heart, a heart so heavy not even his face could hide it. I could tell by the colour of his eyes that his life bear the sour fruit known as lemons. I sat next to him and said “I reckon you can’t find the sugar for the lemonade”, he turned around, and with a confused faces replied “huh?”. I asked him “what’s wrong brother?”. He told me that the love of his life was not picking up his calls, nor replying to...

I have noticed something, I have noticed that my love for her grows with the passing of each Full Moon... When it glows over Africa, my heart beats harder, my heart beats faster... When it lights the African Savannahs, it lights my Future with her... As the Moon moves across the night sky my smile is Wider, As the Moon shines its light my Smile is Brighter... It's round shape reminds me how complete my love for her is.... It's round shape reminds me that we are not free from challenges... King Author had his "Round" table of knights, So "Round" must be the symbol for protection in all our fights... Westlife sang "its us against the world", I guess me and her are the 21st Century's Romeo & Juliet... The Moon is not always full & Round, It reminds me there will be ups and downs... When I think about her am a different Man: My thoughts become narrow, because she is all I think about... My thoughts tak...

So I have been doing a lot of thinking these past few weeks. You know the usual stuff girls my age usually think about, but most of all I have been thinking about shit. Not the usual shit though, no, not the one you leave behind after every now and then, yes, I am not talking about the one you flush down the toilet and forget about, but the one we get fed every day. It’s funny how we believe the shit we are fed, even though one might argue that “funny” might not be the most appropriate word to use. Yes, it’s not funny, these are people’s lives, but every day we are fed shit, everywhere we are fed shit. It is not like the shit tastes nicely or anything, because nowadays they don’t even sugar coat it, mara why do we keep swallowing. Or maybe it’s because we do not notice the bad taste, foul stench??? Bullshit!!! Shit smell and tastes bad, everyone knows this. Now why are we not doing anything and everything that might save our already endangered system from this man made v...