Are they hoes ???

A couple of years ago, back in the good old days, Sir Chris Brown published a record title “These hoes ain’t loyal”. This pissed off ladies, but that didn’t stop them from dancing to it the whole night, learn the lyrics and even sing along. Wooow…

Now what puzzled me was the fact that they were debating the “loyal” part of the song. So I travelled to lands far far away, walked the African continent edge to edge, crossed the oceans, and in my journey not once did I hear a lady that was addressing the “hoe” part of the song. How difficult is it to say “Nah they ain’t talking to me, so I won’t listen to this garbage”, somehow all women are drawn into the “hoe debate”… hah, Interesting.

I know the proof is in the pudding, but is there a lot of hoes out there??? Well I chose not to believe that because I found a jewel in life, and I believe that there are a lot of them out there. They are just all disguised as “these hoes” that’s why it’s difficult to spot them.

Mara why are they rolling in the mud and ruining that surf-white dress?? Maybe they are trying to fit in #Peer_Pressure. I really don’t understand why nowadays women are afraid of being ladies, dames, madams and princesses. What happened to the pride in being a women of class? Nowadays the popular choice is bitches, gold diggers and sluts [excuse the language]. WTW!!!

On the song Lil Wayne open his verse with: “I wasn't born last night / I know these hoes ain't right” and then he concludes it with: “And I done did everything but trust these hoes”.

But that doesn’t sound fair, I feel no one is standing up the ladies, so I will step up and defend my ladies: Here I go…

Adam and Eve

In the beginning of time, there was a man and a woman, they lived happily in a land of plenty, the original paradise. Until one day in the garden:

Genesis 3:6
“And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat”

Eish woman mara, why would you do that after a direct order:

Genesis 2:3
“You must NOT eat the fruit of that tree; if you do, you will die the same day these words echoed in the garden “

Ok, Ok, so the first woman on Earth is not strengthening my case, let us not let one rotten potato spoil the whole bag, let’s move on.

Uncle Job

Once upon a time there live a man, he was very rich and humble. According to records he owned seven thousand sheep, three thousand camels, one thousand head of cattle, and five hundred donkeys. He also had a large number of servants and was the richest man in the East. He was married with sons and three daughters, they lived what we call the “Good Life” [he was not a blesser though] until one day things went sour. Women are strong and supportive, am sure his wife was by his side “through thick and thin”:

Job 2:9
“9. His wife said to him, “You are still as faithful as ever, aren't you? Why don't you curse God and die?”

After that, she disappeared… WTF!!! that can’t be right who was by Jobs side through all this suffering:

Job 2:11
“11Three of Job's friends were Eliphaz, from the city of Teman, Bildad, from the land of Shuah, and Zophar, from the land of Naamah. When they heard how much Job had been suffering, they decided to go and comfort him.”

Ok, that did not go as expected, but let’s move on…

Sir Samson and Delilah

One of God’s greatest gifts to the Earth was a very strong man who could wrestles lions and alligators, in his presents communities felt safe. Nowadays people call the police when there is trouble, back then they called Samson, this guy was a hero. Apparently he could light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together, at one stage of his life he joined Al-Qaeda and did 5 successful suicide bomb missions. This guy was unstoppable until:

Judges 16: 4
“4. After this, Samson fell in love with a woman named Delilah, who lived in Sorek Valley.”
So the guy was in love, he went on all types of #Bae_cations, writing all types of #z on wall everywhere he went until one day:

Judges 16: 21
“21. The Philistines captured him and put his eyes out. They took him to Gaza, chained him with bronze chains, and put him to work grinding at the mill in the prison.”

If you want to know how that happened, read between verses 4 and 21, I cannot write it here because it will weaken my case. Anywhoo, let’s move on.

Honorable John the Baptist

If the is one man that is more famous than Nelson Mandela in the world it will have to be Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ was a Lord, now imagine how important you have to be to have the honour to baptise a Lord. John was that prestigious man to do the job, he baptised Jesus. One would imagine that such a man is blessed, that he would live happily ever after and grow old with his wife, kids and  plus grand grand-children, but that was not the case, let’s explore his exit:

Mark 6: 22-28
“22. The daughter of Herodias came in and danced, and pleased Herod and his guests. So the king said to the girl, “What would you like to have? I will give you anything you want.” 23. With many vows he said to her, “I swear that I will give you anything you ask for, even as much as half my kingdom!”
24. So the girl went out and asked her mother, “What shall I ask for?”“The head of John the Baptist,” she answered.25. The girl hurried back at once to the king and demanded, “I want you to give me here and now the head of John the Baptist on a plate!”26. This made the king very sad, but he could not refuse her because of the vows he had made in front of all his guests. 27. So he sent off a guard at once with orders to bring John's head. The guard left, went to the prison, and cut John's head off; 28. then he brought it on a plate and gave it to the girl, who gave it to her mother.”

A great man, a holy man, died because of the words of a woman… Jah, it’s tough, this case is not getting any easier…

King David and Bathsheba

In a land far away lived a man named Uriah, a hero of his land, a patriot of his country. Uriah also had the most beautiful wife in the land named Bathsheba. The land was under the rule of the one and only famous King David. David was walking on his roof one night and noticed Bathsheba, as per the rules of physics, opposites attract. David chowed Bathsheba, and as one would expect. But what happened to Uriah???

2 Samuel 11: 14-17
“14. The next morning David wrote a letter to Joab and sent it by Uriah. 15He wrote: “Put Uriah in the front line, where the fighting is heaviest, then retreat and let him be killed.” 16So while Joab was besieging the city, he sent Uriah to a place where he knew the enemy was strong. 17The enemy troops came out of the city and fought Joab's forces; some of David's officers were killed, and so was Uriah.”
“26. When Bathsheba heard that her husband had been killed, she mourned for him. 27When the time of mourning was over, David had her brought to the palace; she became his wife and bore him a son.”

Haaaaah… Poor guy, the woman didn’t even lift a finger but still had a nigga killed, it’s tough out there…

Hayi this is a hopeless case… Lil Wayne was right… I REST MY CASE!!!

If y’all don’t mind I would like to reserve my own personal opinion on women, but let me allow the Bible to educate you:

Proverbs 31:3
“3. Don't spend all your energy on sex and all your money on women; they have destroyed kings.”

Mzukhology OUT!!!