Hlasela Mafutha



For centuries philosophers have been saying "laughter is the best medicine" I agree, that's why am soo healthy and always happy...


now for the peeps struggling with weight loss, here is a tip I saw on Facebook:


Fat man saw an ad: "lose 5kg in a week" in a newspaper. He calls the company & lady says be ready tomorrow at 6am. The next morning he opens the door & finds a hot babe with just shoes, undergarments & blouse saying: "you catch me u f*ck me!" & the girl starts running. He starts running but doesn't catch her. During the whole week he tried to catch her but couldn't.  However he loses 5 kg. He then asks for the 10kg program. Next morning at 6 he opens the door and sees an even hotter babe in shoes, thong & a shirt saying: "You catch me You f*ck me". He loses 10 kg that week. So he thought this program is awesome! Lets try the 25 kg! So he asked for the 25 kg but the lady said "Are You Sure? its really tough". He said "YES!" Next day at 6 he opens the door, he finds a gay in just underwear saying.. "If I catch u, I will f*ck u."


Happy weight loss...

Comments

  1. Zealous Zee14 February 2016 at 15:36

    Hahaha & ayikho enye ihlasela amafutha besides getting off your butt and being active

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  2. Unknown6 October 2018 at 21:25

    Lol

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